Introduction

Governing the United States of America is a tough job, especially when you’re an old real-estate mogul and TV reality star. In order to protect himself from the rudeness of facts, Donald Trump has built himself an alternative, self-centered reality.

When you are Donald Trump, there are 2 types of information: pleasant & unpleasant – which are other words for “true” & “false” (just like “flattering” & “unflattering”, “praiseful” & “critical”).

Today, we are proud to deliver the Trump Alternative Reality Extension (also known as “Trumpifier”), a new browser tool allowing anyone to view the web through the eyes of Donald Trump – allowing to, namely, trumpify reality. Thanks to the Trumpifier, all websites will provide you with only Trump-pleasing, Trump-flattering, Trump-true information.

This tool will be useful to Trump supporters and Trump haters alike, and even to Donald Trump himself!

Trump supporters will enjoy a world-wide, unchallenged cyberspace, where everybody agrees with Trump’s views & policies.

On the other hand, with the Trumpifier, Trump haters have a unique opportunity to get into Trump’s mind & psychology, in order to better understand him and ultimately, fight him.

And yes, Trump himself can use the extension. He's certainly the person who will benefit the most from it. Thanks to the Trumpifier, Donald Trump will be able to browse safely across the web, without the slightest risk of endangering his fragile, monstrously inflated ego. With just one click, all offensive contents will turn to 100% Trump-approved statements.
Read Q&A: How can you guarantee that the alternative facts & statements provided by the Trumpifier are approved by Trump?

Yes. And even on fake news media websites!

Why change libel laws, when you can change the news themselves?

You think Google search results are biased? Never mind! You just need to trumpify Google search results.

The president’s aides will obviously want to promote this tool, so that the White House remains a quiet and peaceful place, where the big boss doesn’t feel personally offended & affected by negative media coverage on the internet.

Furthermore, Donald Trump has been aware for a while that many web pages do not even mention him, and it truly breaks his heart. Thanks to the Trumpifier, Donald Trump will easily fix that injustice, so that just any single page on the world wide web may have something to say about him – and nothing mean!

We can even make the assumption that, had Donald Trump got this tool sooner, he would not have needed to run for president.

The Trumpifier is a much cheaper and safer way of reshaping reality to one's delusion, than taking over the GOP and White House, and endangering the delicate balances of economics and geopolitics!

Install (free!)Back to top

Go to the Chrome or Firefox (depending on your browser) installation page. Install the extension. You should see a small Trump icon next to the address bar. If you feel like trumpifying any web page you're currently browsing, simply click the Trumpifier browser icon: you'll see a trumpified version of the page.

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Disclaimer: People use the Trumpifier at their own risk. This might lead some patients to reinforce their delusional feelings.

Help

How does the Trumpifier works? Follow the link to the Google Chrome extension page, or to the Firefox add-on page, depending on your browser. Then, follow the steps for installation ("Add to Chrome" or "Add to Firefox" button). Installation and use are totally free. You should see a new Trump icon in your address bar. That's it! Every time you want to trumpify a web page, simply click this icon. The extension can be disabled or uninstalled anytime.

Screenshots

Some screenshots of trumpified web pages:

Questions & Answers Back to top

Q: How can you guarantee that the alternative facts & statements provided by the Trumpifier are approved by Trump?
A: Simple: they are all extracted from his Twitter account or interviews, speeches (or sometimes from reliable sources, such as infamous tapes or FBI directors).
Also see Wikiquotes (an interesting web page that looks trumpified even when it's not).
Q: Why do playmate & porn star names sometimes show up? Are you sure that the president tweeted these names or pronounced them in interviews?
A: No, he probably didn’t do any of these, but we are pretty confident that he whispered those names passionately in private, and that he still has some blissful memories related to them. This makes these names perfectly relevant to the purpose of the Trumpifier.
Q: Why do some words or sentences seem to come out of the blue, without consideration for syntax or overall meaning?
A: The Artificial Intelligence algorithm at the core of the Trump Alternative Reality Extension is a very basic one. It is not smart enough to emulate the writing and speech of a decent human. However, it turned out to be the most convenient way to replicate Trump’s very personal, erratic verbal expression, either written or spoken. For example, you may have witnessed how he switches to the topic of the 2016 successful election when questioned about just anything totally unrelated. It’s an unconventional, disruptive way of communicating, but only Trump opponents will consider that disturbing and unpresidential.
Q: Why do names like “Donald Trump”, “Donald J. Trump” sometimes appear out of context?
A: This tip is well-known to White House staff and aides: if you want Donald Trump to read something longer than two lines, his name has to be inside. Appealing to his ego is the only way of catching his attention some more seconds.
Q: When I trumpify a web page, will other people see it?
A: The Trumpifier works pretty much like the real Trump: just because he has his very own, personal reality, doesn’t mean other people can see it. Moreover, actual reality in itself is absolutely not affected by this process (which might lead the subject to some cognitive dissonance disorder).
Q: Are all texts 100% genuine, really coming from Trump, as is?
A: Yes. If you find any mistake or inaccuracy, please report.
Sometimes, parts of the original quote have been removed, because “less is more”.
Q: Why are some texts between double quotes?
A: Sometimes, Donald Trump endorses other people's statements by re-tweeting them from other accounts, or by quoting them in some other way. Such contents will be displayed between double quotes.
Q: I sometimes see messages about happy Easter, or happy Thanksgiving, or 4th of July, but that's the wrong day! WTF?!
A: Don’t expect Donald Trump to act according to established standards or political correctness. For example, in 2018, Trump wished everyone a merry Christmas on November 28th .
Q: Can I use the Trumpifier on a pro-Trump website?
A: Yes, it works fine. It just won't change much. Or maybe it will. Just like John Malkovich entering his own head, trumpifying a pro-Trump website might bring interesting & unexpected results, and might even make sense.
You can even trumpify your e-mail account or calendar, your Facebook, Twitter, Instagram accounts, Google search results, just about anything in your web browser. And you can even trumpify this very page.

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